The Beer Drinkers Prayer
This crossed my desk today and is just too good not to share. So, hoist your beer and repeat after me:
THE BEER PRAYER
Our Lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, as I will be drunk, at home, as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive our spillages, as we forgive those who spill upon us.
And lead us not into incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers, for thine is the beer, the brew, and the lager. Forever and ever, pass the pretzels.
AMEN